James Benzie
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall Sunday 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Masters 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Summer Masters 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Summer Masters 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Sunday 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Sunday 2012 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Sunday 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suspect at Best | Summer Masters 2026 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 16 | -5 | 2 | 10 | 7 |
| Little Dick Tater FC | Summer Masters 2025 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 13 | 8 | 1 | 13 | 7 |
| SRHS FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 24 | 34 | -10 | 0 | 11 | 10 |
| Fleshlight FC | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 32 | 27 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| The Karens | Summer Masters 2023 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 3 | 13 | 8 |
| The Rooney Rule | Spring Sunday 2023 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 32 | 34 | -2 | 0 | 17 | 11 |
| Kevin - We are Family | Fall Sunday 2022 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 27 | 22 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| Not So Young Boys of Summer | Summer Masters 2022 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 | 11 | 7 |
| The Dog Will Come Back, Eventually | Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 16 | 31 | -15 | 0 | 6 | 10 |
| Cockwork Orange | Spring Sunday 2022 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 16 | 22 | -6 | 1 | 10 | 9 |
| Nobody Fucks with the Jesus | Fall Masters 2021 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 15 | 21 | -6 | 1 | 11 | 10 |
| White Trashed | Fall Sunday 2021 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 11 |
| Bang Ding Ow | Summer Masters 2021 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 10 |
| Sky Hookers | Spring Sunday 2021 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 28 | 40 | -12 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Queen O' Fhearts | Spring Night 2021 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 16 | 7 |
| Pigs and Peanut Butter | Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 23 | -17 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| El Submarino Amarillo FC | Spring Night 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 5 |
| Old Middies Back | Fall Masters 2019 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 18 | 24 | -6 | 3 | 10 | 12 |
| Six Tits Three Slits | Fall Sunday 2019 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 32 | 18 | 14 | 1 | 18 | 11 |
| This is Bull SHEEEET! | Summer Masters 2019 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 0 | 7 | 8 |
| Wakanda FC | Spring Night 2019 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 15 | 36 | -21 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Whiskey Tango FC | Spring Sunday 2019 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 19 | 17 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
| The Chumpions | Fall Sunday 2018 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 34 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 25 | 11 |
| Stinky Pinky | Fall Night 2018 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 19 | 35 | -16 | 0 | 3 | 11 |
| Pazzo's for 1 | Summer Masters 2018 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 10 | 12 | 2 | 22 | 9 |
| Red & Itchy | Summer Masters 2017 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 6 |
| Vatreni FC | Spring Night 2018 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 27 | 20 | 7 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Arse n All | Spring Sunday 2018 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 28 | 20 | 8 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| Dry Dreams & Wet Farts | Summer Masters 2016 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 0 | 7 | 6 |
| Breast Awareness | Fall Night 2017 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 33 | 14 | 19 | 2 | 28 | 11 |
| Moist Bumpy Pitch | Spring Sunday 2017 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 22 | 18 | 4 | 0 | 18 | 11 |
| Playing for Beer | Spring Night 2017 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 6 | 17 | 6 | 24 | 11 |
| Make Soccer Great - FDT | Fall Sunday 2016 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 15 | 19 | -4 | 3 | 10 | 11 |
| Green Party Rejects | Fall Night 2016 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 18 | 14 | 4 | 3 | 14 | 11 |
| Go Back to Your Shit Hole | Spring Sunday 2016 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| Nuclear Snot FC | Spring Night 2016 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| Designated Drinkers | Fall Sunday 2015 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 33 | 40 | -7 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| Real Men FC | Fall Night 2015 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 13 | 18 | 6 | 28 | 11 |
| Bleu C-Men | Spring Sunday 2015 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 22 | 13 | 9 | 5 | 24 | 11 |
| Deflated Balls | Spring Night 2015 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 23 | 19 | 4 | 3 | 17 | 11 |
| Lucifer Rising | Fall Sunday 2014 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 34 | 33 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 12 |
| Grey (for me to) Poupon | Fall Night 2014 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 17 | 31 | -14 | 0 | 7 | 11 |
| Fire Crotches | Spring Sunday 2014 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 27 | 34 | -7 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
| Red Bulls | Spring Night 2014 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 23 | -3 | 1 | 18 | 11 |
| Hammers | Fall Sunday 2013 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 16 | 22 | -6 | 2 | 16 | 12 |
| FC Fabulous! | Fall Night 2013 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 23 | 21 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
| Silver Resposados | Spring Sunday 2013 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 21 | 41 | -20 | 0 | 6 | 12 |
| The Hammers | Spring Night 2013 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 17 | 21 | -4 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
| Pussie` Riot | Fall Sunday 2012 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 43 | 29 | 14 | 0 | 27 | 12 |
| Marauders | Fall Night 2012 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 15 | 37 | -22 | 0 | 5 | 11 |
| Black Pearl | Spring Sunday 2012 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 34 | 32 | 2 | 1 | 23 | 12 |