Nick Knowles
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Summer Masters 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2024 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2019 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2018 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2013 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2012 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Sunday 2012 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Swedish Fish Floppers FC | Summer Masters 2026 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 19 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 7 |
| Schenker Brothers Flying V's | Spring Masters 2026 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 14 | -4 | 1 | 9 | 7 |
| Mountains of Blow | Fall Masters 2025 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 23 | 18 | 5 | 1 | 17 | 9 |
| The Arrogant Bastards | Spring Masters 2025 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 17 | 20 | -3 | 0 | 7 | 7 |
| Curacao | Fall Masters 2024 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 21 | -9 | 1 | 8 | 8 |
| Shawnwhite | Spring Masters 2024 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 26 | -6 | 1 | 11 | 10 |
| Luck of the Irish | Fall Masters 2023 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 30 | 20 | 10 | 1 | 22 | 11 |
| The Karens | Summer Masters 2023 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 3 | 13 | 8 |
| DANK - A Fulfilling Season with a Wonderful Manager | Spring Masters 2023 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 11 | 31 | -20 | 2 | 7 | 11 |
| Bite the Hairy Dog | Fall Masters 2022 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 17 | 30 | -13 | 0 | 10 | 9 |
| Not So Young Boys of Summer | Summer Masters 2022 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 | 11 | 7 |
| We are the Lucky 13 | Spring Masters 2022 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 31 | 24 | 7 | 0 | 18 | 10 |
| Want to Get Down on This? | Fall Masters 2021 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 18 | 22 | -4 | 0 | 9 | 10 |
| Goal de Locks | Summer Masters 2021 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 17 | 10 |
| LGBTQJMo | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 5 |
| Free the Welsh Boyo's | Fall Masters 2019 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 25 | 20 | 5 | 3 | 19 | 12 |
| Six Tits Three Slits | Fall Sunday 2019 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 32 | 18 | 14 | 1 | 18 | 11 |
| The Chosen One | Fall Sunday 2019 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 33 | -10 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| Blue By-You FC | Fall Sunday 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 27 | 31 | -4 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| This is Bull SHEEEET! | Summer Masters 2019 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 0 | 7 | 8 |
| Go Big Green | Spring Sunday 2019 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 29 | 18 | 11 | 1 | 23 | 11 |
| Fox in Sox, Cox in Box, Sox Off, Rox Off | Fall Sunday 2018 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 28 | 24 | 4 | 0 | 19 | 11 |
| Pazzo's for 1 | Summer Masters 2018 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 10 | 12 | 2 | 22 | 9 |
| Black, Bitches! | Summer Masters 2017 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 10 | -6 | 1 | 4 | 6 |
| Putrid Stench | Spring Sunday 2018 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 16 | 28 | -12 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
| No Muff too Tough | Fall Sunday 2017 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 24 | 19 | 5 | 2 | 17 | 11 |
| Black Knights | Fall Sunday 2017 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 19 | 22 | -3 | 2 | 15 | 11 |
| Pansas de Barracho di Italia | Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 36 | -16 | 0 | 1 | 11 |
| Mariah's Gym Fishnet Sniffers | Spring Sunday 2017 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 17 | 37 | -20 | 0 | 4 | 11 |
| Purple Nurples | Spring Night 2017 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 5 | 21 | 11 |
| Jannie's Wet Lime Panties | Fall Sunday 2016 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 20 | 22 | -2 | 0 | 15 | 11 |
| Arse 'n' All FC | Fall Night 2016 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 30 | 11 | 19 | 4 | 23 | 11 |
| Phil Babb's Lost Bollock | Spring Sunday 2016 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 26 | 35 | -9 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
| 2 Wools & Orange Clowns | Fall Sunday 2015 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 28 | 24 | 4 | 3 | 23 | 11 |
| Russell Brand Revolutionary Party | Spring Sunday 2015 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 31 | 22 | 9 | 3 | 17 | 11 |
| Lucifer Rising | Fall Sunday 2014 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 34 | 33 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 12 |
| Fire Crotches | Spring Sunday 2014 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 27 | 34 | -7 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
| Caliente | Spring Night 2014 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 2 | 16 | 11 |
| Real Santee | Fall Night 2013 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 3 | 12 | 11 |
| Ganja | Spring Sunday 2013 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 37 | 22 | 15 | 2 | 27 | 12 |
| Gang Green | Spring Night 2013 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 17 | 22 | -5 | 0 | 14 | 11 |
| Man City | Fall Sunday 2012 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 41 | 21 | 20 | 2 | 31 | 12 |
| Masters | Spring Sunday 2012 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 35 | 26 | 9 | 3 | 22 | 12 |