Norman Crochetiere
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Summer Open 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2026 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2025 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2025 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2025 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2024 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2024 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2024 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2023 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2022 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Viking Cuck FC | Summer Open 2026 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
| Pitches be Crazy FC | Spring Open 2026 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 2 | 16 | 7 |
| Coute de Beers FC | Spring Sunday 2026 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 31 | 25 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| Stormy Daniels FC | Fall Open 2025 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 9 |
| Masters of the Keg | Fall Sunday 2025 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 30 | 24 | 6 | 0 | 15 | 11 |
| Cocaine Cowboys FC | Summer Open 2025 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 21 | 9 | 12 | 2 | 18 | 8 |
| Little's Relics | Summer Masters 2025 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 18 | -9 | 0 | 5 | 7 |
| My name a Jeff FC | Spring Open 2025 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 16 | 11 | 1 | 19 | 8 |
| Flare Up FC | Spring Sunday 2025 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 30 | 35 | -5 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Norm's still a cunt | Fall Open 2024 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 17 | 18 | -1 | 1 | 9 | 8 |
| Werewolves of London | Fall Sunday 2024 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 36 | -16 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| Norm's a cunt | Summer Open 2024 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| Lavender Juice Boxes | Spring Open 2024 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 3 | 19 | 10 |
| SRHS FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 24 | 34 | -10 | 0 | 11 | 10 |
| Bloody Reds FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 18 | 15 | 2 | 24 | 10 |
| Bros FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 31 | 15 | 16 | 3 | 20 | 10 |
| Old Pros and Pacificos | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 47 | 34 | 13 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| Kermit's Velvet Hammer FC | Fall Open 2023 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 15 | 22 | -7 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| Liquid Gold Kickers | Summer Open 2023 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 32 | 20 | 12 | 2 | 15 | 8 |
| Loverboy Spritz FC | Spring Open 2023 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 36 | -16 | 0 | 9 | 10 |
| Star Spangled Bangers | Fall Open 2022 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 22 | -3 | 3 | 10 | 9 |
| Bryan - The Queen is Parking my Ranger | Fall Sunday 2022 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 22 | 48 | -26 | 0 | 3 | 11 |
| SLIME TIME FC | Summer Open 2022 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 22 | 5 | 0 | 16 | 7 |