Matt Massey
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Summer Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2026 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2026 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2025 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2025 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2024 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2023 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2023 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Mighty Guacs | Spring Open 2026 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 20 | 8 | 1 | 16 | 7 |
| USA Owns Canada | Spring Masters 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 12 | 4 | 1 | 15 | 7 |
| Use your mouth SC | Fall Open 2025 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 19 | 20 | -1 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| Blue By You | Fall Masters 2025 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 13 | 19 | -6 | 0 | 7 | 9 |
| Little White Power Rangers | Summer Masters 2025 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 1 | 9 | 7 |
| Yoga Six FC | Spring Open 2025 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 23 | 20 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 8 |
| The Arrogant Bastards | Spring Masters 2025 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 17 | 20 | -3 | 0 | 7 | 7 |
| Not a Manc, you're a wank! | Spring Sunday 2025 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 19 | 20 | -1 | 2 | 12 | 11 |
| You had to be there | Spring Sunday 2025 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 27 | -4 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| Barca Bruisers | Spring Sunday 2025 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 22 | -3 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| OG Golden Boys FC | Fall Open 2024 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 13 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 8 |
| LewandoWhisky in the Jar FC | Fall Sunday 2024 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 24 | 39 | -15 | 0 | 16 | 11 |
| R. Kelly FC | Spring Open 2024 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 1 | 12 | 10 |
| Baby Blues FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 29 | 32 | -3 | 1 | 15 | 10 |
| Fleshlight FC | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 32 | 27 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| WNBA | Fall Sunday 2023 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
| Los Diablos Rojos FC | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 32 | 28 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 11 |
| Last Dance | Fall Sunday 2023 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 21 | 52 | -31 | 0 | 4 | 11 |
| The Salmon Helmets | Fall Open 2023 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 13 | 23 | -10 | 2 | 9 | 11 |
| FC Tequila Blanco | Summer Masters 2023 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 13 | 7 | 1 | 17 | 8 |
| Real Men Wear Speedos | Spring Open 2023 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 15 | 25 | -10 | 1 | 13 | 10 |
| We would have won with Amir | Fall Open 2022 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 24 | 18 | 6 | 0 | 19 | 9 |
| Jean-Marc - JLo's Crew | Fall Sunday 2022 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 36 | 23 | 13 | 2 | 22 | 11 |
| Absolut Ballers | Spring Open 2022 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 3 | 14 | 10 |
| PSGspot | Spring Sunday 2022 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 34 | 28 | 6 | 0 | 15 | 9 |
| Sunday Morning Glory FC | Spring Sunday 2022 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 15 | -6 | 3 | 11 | 9 |
| Mac in the Box | Spring Sunday 2022 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 9 |
| Guts, Sweat, & Beer | Fall Open 2021 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 13 | 29 | -16 | 0 | 5 | 10 |
| San Diego Wanderers | Fall Sunday 2021 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 28 | 29 | -1 | 0 | 16 | 11 |
| The R. Kelly Experience | Fall Sunday 2021 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 25 | 37 | -12 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| Blue Chip Ballers | Fall Sunday 2021 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 41 | 19 | 22 | 1 | 26 | 11 |
| Bawdy Positivity | Fall Sunday 2021 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| Team Amish | Summer Open 2021 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 25 | -16 | 0 | 7 | 10 |
| Vaccinators | Spring Sunday 2021 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
| Plump Jack Wineries | Spring Sunday 2021 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 31 | 16 | 15 | 2 | 26 | 11 |
| A Few Good Men | Spring Night 2021 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 13 | 10 | 1 | 16 | 7 |
| CoronaVirus in Hong Kong | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
| Pigs and Peanut Butter | Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 23 | -17 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Toros Rojos | Spring Night 2020 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 5 |
| Bhenchods | Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 19 | 51 | -32 | 0 | 1 | 11 |
| The Chosen One | Fall Sunday 2019 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 33 | -10 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| Los Diablos Rojos | Fall Night 2019 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 24 | 28 | -4 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Alcoballics | Spring Night 2019 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 26 | 21 | 5 | 2 | 18 | 11 |
| 12 Chiefs and 2 Indians | Spring Sunday 2019 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 1 | 22 | 11 |
| Manc Bastards | Fall Night 2018 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 10 | 10 | 3 | 25 | 11 |
| The Stars and Stripes | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 11 |
| I'd Rather Be Swedish | Fall Night 2017 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 28 | 19 | 9 | 2 | 22 | 11 |
| The Green Mile | Spring Night 2017 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 37 | 17 | 20 | 1 | 22 | 11 |
| Sons of Pitches! | Fall Night 2016 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 22 | 16 | 6 | 1 | 17 | 11 |